Gloria F'in Swanson

"Actors on Actors" - New Series !

Celeste Talbert: Could you please point out to our new costume designer whose name I don't quite have yet that I don't feel quite right in a turban.

What I feel like is Gloria Fucking Swanson!

What am I 70, David? Am I 70? Why don't you just put me in a walker? Buy a goddamn walker and put me in it.

Actually, Sally, far be it from me to correct you but Gloria F Swanson was only 50 when she made Sunset Blvd. But, point taken: You don't feel quite right in a turban.

Gloria on the other hand...



Gloria Swanson Sally Field

"There's so many people to thank..."

"...my fabulous supporting cast who gives a new meaning to the word support."

......"Bitch" ............. "Hag" ........ "I hate her so much"

[Great Moments in Screen Bitchery #960
Teri Hatcher, Robert Downey Jr & Cathy Moriarty in Soapdish]

The eternal hallowed tradition of frozen awards night grins. People do resent it... they really really resent it when Sally Field wins things!

P.S. Good luck to the producers of the Soapdish remake. The movie isn't sacred per se but good luck finding a cast like this. And how the hell you gonna do better than Cathy Moriarty as "Montana" / "Nurse Nan"? Answer: You aren't.
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